I Like Squirtles
What The World Could Be Like

Mario: I wish all women were as straight forward as you.

Me: Me too. The world would be a better place.

Mario: So much better! And dinosaurs would still be alive, and rainbows would rain skittles, and unicorns would have their rightful place as world leaders.

Me: And all rivers would be chocolate, like in Willy Wonka! And clouds would be made of cotton candy.

Mario: And water would be wine! And Jesus would still be alive! And Lunar 3 would have been made and released!

Me: And Duke Nukem Forever would have been so amazing it would have been game of the year!

What a glorious world that would be.