Mario: I wish all women were as straight forward as you.
Me: Me too. The world would be a better place.
Mario: So much better! And dinosaurs would still be alive, and rainbows would rain skittles, and unicorns would have their rightful place as world leaders.
Me: And all rivers would be chocolate, like in Willy Wonka! And clouds would be made of cotton candy.
Mario: And water would be wine! And Jesus would still be alive! And Lunar 3 would have been made and released!
Me: And Duke Nukem Forever would have been so amazing it would have been game of the year!
What a glorious world that would be.